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Tired of all the corporate news anti-Bernie propaganda? So are we. Limericks for poetic justice will appear here. Erin asked about town halls for all Why just Joe basks in free tv gall? - “Bernie, look, single-payer I just lie, record-player Medicare’s what we have to forestall” Donald Trump had denied quid pro quo And Joe Biden said I didn’t know - Hunter worked in Ukraine? It’s because of my brain: That’s why Bloomberg is raring to go ’Red October’ raps Uncle Joe Biden: “Fall polls leavin’ me slippin’ and slidin’ Used to lack, super pac ‘Bama’s black, but my sac’s Bouncing back at a crack that’ll widen” The best moments by several miles - Warren peace? Tulsi: Erin reviles. No ifs ands or buts Do the Dems have the guts To demand no more Biden’s fake smiles? Bernie Sanders is good friends with Liz And Joe Biden’s a good friend of his But when asked about health care Joe responds with a death stare And Liz fizz goes flat with a tiz (Looked for the raw footage of Elizabeth Warren embedded in the Jimmy Dore segment above but could not find it anywhere. Glossary: ‘tiz’: an expression of annoyance or obfuscation.) A brave Viking princess called Greta Thought when hiking, the Earth must get betta She sailed the Atlantic, Railed at Trump Svenska-frantic, For his like - EPA aren’t upsetta CNN anchor Anderson Cooper Questions corporate whores like a trooper But when faced with our Bernie He needs an attorney - Chris Cuomo claims Cooper is super! (Look at the hand over every day between Cooper and Cuomo.) Pseudo-journalist Erin Burnett Had some topless guests on for a bet People said: “that’s a stunt - Best guests’ chests are OutFront With the rest of them unseen, as yet (The patriarchal corporate media tends to employ mainly ‘attractive’ female reporters/panelists for ratings and to distract attention away from what they are reporting.) Ground control, aka DNC: “Take your protein pills, put in your teeth” Major Joe said: “what OF them? Houston’s much bigger problem - I said Bernie is Prez on TV” When we’re faced with a corporate whore Who’s in bed with big pharma and more We say “fuck CNN - News might come back again, But right now we prefer Jimmy Dore There once was an MSM hack Whose ‘reports’ wagged the dog for Iraq Donahue said to Billy - “You’re ever so silly” Who retorted: “do you want a smack?” (Glossary: ‘wag the dog’ - media manipulating public opinion, creating consent for war. Phil Donahue, a great journalist and man of enormous courage was sacked for criticizing the war with Iraq.) Bernie Sanders has got a big heart Which the media can’t tear apart As Iraqis attest: Minor cardiac arrest Is a news story? Where do I start?