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Tired of all the corporate news anti-Bernie propaganda? So are we. Limericks for poetic justice will appear here. —————————————————————————————- —————————————————————————————- “The will of the people prevailed” Said Joe Biden, once Trump’s ship had sailed But that wasn’t true When you had to vote blue Since Obama made sure Bernie failed You might as well just be resigned About buying this new book of mine Tonight don’t be depressive Party like a progressive! It just costs nineteen ninety-nine Older folks now regard it as quaint How Joe jokes that “man, I’m not a saint” Tara, Crime Bill, Iraq . . . ? Croaks will cut him some slack, But are young voters coaxed?: “NO WE AIN’T!!” Let’s remember that Remdesivir Won’t make Covid-19 disappear We need testing for each NOT to start drinking bleach My advice is just stick to your beer (Not because that will help to fight Covid-19 but it won’t kill you unlike drinking bleach.) FDR had been thought to have polio Though the Klob sought to use his portfolio When she muttered Joe Biden Did she stutter, or widen The gap between rich and Cornholio? (Go to 9.00 for the FDR stuff - Klobuchar knew that Bernie has much more in common with FDR, as far as policy is concerned.) I need TP for my bunghole. Not TPP. If one worker contracted the virus, We’re all sacked and the boss won’t re-hire us But we’ll all be ok At the end of the day With Bernie’s ideals to inspire us If yourself you don’t want to expose To the virus then don’t pick yer nose If you don’t wanna die Then don’t rub your eye But above all please don’t vote for Joes With the media claiming - that’s it Bernie Sanders should probably quit Intelligentsia know That dementia Joe Told a Union guy: “you’re full of shit” (Notice the topless female protester against Warren during her speech - her anti-Bernie comments were not shown. Tits, not truth.) I don’t wanna seem like obsessive When I say that Liz isn’t progressive With her new corporate pac Which she claimed she would lack She just doesn’t seem very impressive Victor coverage as Iowans *talk us* Would spawn media memes seeming raucous: After Super Bowl Sunday It dawned that on Monday Tom Perez hoped we’d yawn and not caucus (Seth Klarman, contributor to Pete and Amy etc. was behind Pacronym, linked to Acronym, responsible for the Shadow App that conveniently failed for the Iowa caucus.) A medic who calls herself Gabbard Held a sword up on high from her scabbard With that streak in her hair She would boldly declare That she voted for Trump’s defense budget last year, voted for fracking and fossil fuel and is pro private health insurance for duplicative care whilst the main stream media blabbered (The following video is factually incorrect re Tulsi’s vote re Trump’s defense budget for 2018. Tulsi supporters claim that she has never voted for any of Trump’s defense budgets - she has, as well as two of Obama’s. https://medium.com/@brandondegraff/tulsi-gabbard-voted-for-trumps-military-budget-increase-last-year-651bbf084048) In the week just before the debate Michael Bloomberg announced (?) kinda late Bernie waiting one news day Said: “see you next Tuesday - Can we beat billionaires? Yeah, damn straight!” Erin asked about town halls for all Why just Joe basks in free tv gall? - “Bernie, look, single-payer I just lie, record-player Medicare’s what we have to forestall” Donald Trump had denied quid pro quo And Joe Biden said I didn’t know - Hunter worked in Ukraine? It’s because of my brain: That’s why Bloomberg is raring to go ’Red October’ raps Uncle Joe Biden: “Fall polls leavin’ me slippin’ and slidin’ Used to lack, super pac ‘Bama’s black, but my sac’s Bouncing back at a crack that’ll widen” The best moments by several miles - Warren peace? Tulsi: Erin reviles. No ifs ands or buts Do the Dems have the guts To demand no more Biden’s fake smiles? Bernie Sanders is good friends with Liz And Joe Biden’s a good friend of his But when asked about health care Joe responds with a death stare And Liz fizz goes flat with a tiz (Looked for the raw footage of Elizabeth Warren embedded in the Jimmy Dore segment above but could not find it anywhere. Glossary: ‘tiz’: an expression of annoyance or obfuscation.) A brave Viking princess called Greta Thought when hiking, the Earth must get betta She sailed the Atlantic, Railed at Trump Svenska-frantic, For his like - EPA aren’t upsetta CNN anchor Anderson Cooper Questions corporate whores like a trooper But when faced with our Bernie He needs an attorney - Chris Cuomo claims Cooper is super! (Look at the hand over every day between Cooper and Cuomo.) Pseudo-journalist Erin Burnett Had some topless guests on for a bet People said: “that’s a stunt - Best guests’ chests are OutFront With the rest of them unseen, as yet (The patriarchal corporate media tends to employ mainly ‘attractive’ female reporters/panelists for ratings and to distract attention away from what they are reporting.) Ground control, aka DNC: “Take your protein pills, put in your teeth” Major Joe said: “what OF them? Houston’s much bigger problem - I said Bernie is Prez on TV” When we’re faced with a corporate whore Who’s in bed with big pharma and more We say “fuck CNN - News might come back again, But right now we prefer Jimmy Dore (at least when he’s not doing stuff like acting like Tulsi Gabbard is progressive or further left than Bernie). There once was an MSM hack Whose ‘reports’ wagged the dog for Iraq Donahue said to Billy - “You’re ever so silly” Who retorted: “do you want a smack?” (Glossary: ‘wag the dog’ - media manipulating public opinion, creating consent for war. Phil Donahue, a great journalist and man of enormous courage was sacked for criticizing the war with Iraq.) Bernie Sanders has got a big heart Which the media can’t tear apart As Iraqis attest: Minor cardiac arrest Is a news story? Where do I start?