Tired of all the corporate news anti-Bernie propaganda? So are we.

Limericks for poetic justice will appear here.

Maddow used to eat out with Chris Hayes

Until ‘losing his credit card’ days:

“He’d tell me some story -

Wealthy tax breaks, to bore me

And how corporate socialism pays”

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper

Questions corporate whores like a trooper

But when faced with our Bernie

He needs an attorney -

Chris Cuomo claims Cooper is super!

(Look at the hand over every day between Cooper and Cuomo.)

Pseudo-journalist Erin Burnett

Had some topless guests on for a bet

People said: “that’s a stunt -

Best guests’ chests are OutFront

With the rest of them unseen, as yet

(The patriarchal corporate media tends to employ mainly ‘attractive’ female reporters/panelists for ratings and to distract attention away from what they are reporting.)

Ground control, aka DNC:

“Take your protein pills, put in your teeth”

Major Joe said: “what OF them?

Houston’s much bigger problem -

I said Bernie is Prez on TV”

When we’re faced with a corporate whore

Who’s in bed with big pharma and more

We say “fuck CNN -

News might come back again,

But right now we prefer Jimmy Dore