Politically inspired musicians - want to promote your new album? Get an apocryphal tale, surreal review, surreal essay, avant-garde poem, straight-up review or avant-garde mention custom-designed to fit your album's feel..

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If you would like an apocryphal tale, surreal review etc. to help boost your album sales, there are THREE things you need to do. 1. Check out the "how we roll" area of the site to get information about different available kinds of review. 2. Once you have decided which kind of review best suits your music, select that sort of review and pay in the PayPal scroll-down menu. 3. Contact us using the form in the "roll over" (submit) menu item above, providing requested details about your music. Check out examples of apocryphal tales, surreal reviews/essays etc. below! These are provided to serve as rough guidelines to prospective customers as to the kind of review they can expect, upon choosing one or other review option.