some samples . . .





it's been said that debussy's young daughter

had trained pigeons to fly under-water

with impressive physiques

they would all hold their beaks

and bring back all the fish that they'd caught her





the incontinent guy on the go

must be careful no leakage can show

to keep pee out of sight

he must cross his legs tight

or just tie his pants up in a bow





a diver who called herself dee

jumped head-first in a pool by tralee

she rebuked her friend norm -

"you said this was luke-warm!"

who replied "well, it looked warm to me"





there once was a clock that struck seven

every time it was half past eleven

and then when it was ten

it would strike three again

at least so said my late cousin kevin