some samples . . .
it's been said that debussy's young daughter
had trained pigeons to fly under-water
with impressive physiques
they would all hold their beaks
and bring back all the fish that they'd caught her
the incontinent guy on the go
must be careful no leakage can show
to keep pee out of sight
he must cross his legs tight
or just tie his pants up in a bow
a diver who called herself dee
jumped head-first in a pool by tralee
she rebuked her friend norm -
"you said this was luke-warm!"
who replied "well, it looked warm to me"
there once was a clock that struck seven
every time it was half past eleven
and then when it was ten
it would strike three again
at least so said my late cousin kevin